Thursday, February 08, 2007

Whatever You Do, Don't Look At Them In The Eyes

Behold! The Guardians of the Undead, Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen. It is an urban legend that these twins exchanged their souls to the devil to be ultra thin, so thin that you cant see them from the side.

Whatever you do, don't look at them in the eye, because by doing so, you are losing your soul one tiny bit at a time. Ok I'm looking at them right now..oh! help me please! I cant get my eyes off them because one looks like she has just came out from a shower and hastily put on her bath robe. The other one looked like she was a russian prostitute out and about for a potential customer. I know PETA members are skinning themselves up and tearing their skanky hairs because these two twins from hell just can't help wearing the furry pelt of some helpless creature.

Bambi? The flying dog from the Never Ending Story Movie? I don't know.

What I do know is that they should be washing their hair, it looked like alien crabs with 16 eyes lurk inside that mane.

Ewww.

3 comments:

Steelerblogger said...

My eyes are burning. AAAAAAAAA. Hey Love the blog. :o)

Anonymous said...

thank you!

girl-next-door.

Anonymous said...

nice blog!