I want to stab something.
Fat cow, Ho, Whore, Sausage, Fat cow, Tranny, Pig, Fat cow, Mary Carey, Hippo...and oh, did I mention Fat cow?
Ok, I must admit, Mariah is not your most conservative dresser, and she has the affinity to clothes that strangely dissapear where clothes should be present in the first place.
Another innovative fashion statement from Mariah Carey. Extra large, Rosie o' Donell sweatshirt worn over the head, Russian cosmonauts boots and tight leggings and shirt. Again the obligatory dark shades is a must.
Of course the snow and cold weather can't stop our Diva from looking fabulous, the fact that her companions are freezing to death. It's all about the Diva attitude sistahs! Nevermind if her skin's about to crack open, and her hair falls frozen to the ground as long as she looks good with the obligatory stiletto, which Mimi proved to be useful to break ice during cocktails. The super dooper black shades that left her groping her way to wherever she's going. And of course not to mention the obligatory cleavage exposurre of the TWINS.
Come hell or high waters the BOOBS should show lest we forget that she has gargantuan boobs the size of a hybrid Hawaiian papaya. Mimi it seems, is always compelled to remind us that she has big juggies.
Mariah showing her long legs slim arms and chiseld facial features in a mini dress fashioned out from powdered glass under a cold January night during the New Years Celebration. Is she singing here or writhing in pain?
I still love her tho.
Mariah arrived at the Wish Night 2006 Gala wearing the most appropriate dress for the event honoring ermmm "children". Well they could at least learn from Aunt Mariah how to wear a short skirt with industrial strength tape on the hem.
Of course who would forget the Chanel dress Mariah wore during the Golden Globes. It was suppose to be sexy and haute couture, thanks to Karl Lagerfeld. But somehow it ended up rather ill-fitting on Mariah. Satin, can be a very unforgiving fabric so to speak.