Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Grammy Awards Special 2007: Fergie

WARNING KIDS: This is how you're mommies gonna look like if you become disobedient.

They'd go crazy and would start peeing in their pants just like what she always tell you not to do. And she would start wearing a dress YOUR size made out of fish scales from last night grilled fish dinner. She would start hanging out with your older sister's HOT boyfriend and wear heels like that of a hooker at Sunset Boulevard.

Scary isn't it? So kids please behave or your mommies will turn out like this hideous woman in the photo. Okay?

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