Wednesday, February 28, 2007

2007 Academy Awards Special: Eddie Murphy

Guys, Eddie Murphy has just brought in her REAL wife and the mother of his kids, an intergalactic ice skater diva from Mars. Actually she is a cyborg, which is actually part human part microchip which explains the stumped, catatonic smile and the emotionless stare that seems to say " My home is so far far away, up there where no earthling has ever gone.One day, I shall return..."

Too bad she is being held captive by a Hollywood actor with bad skin tone and yucky tuxedo. He seems to say " Look at my bride, isn't she pretty? She's not SCARY right?! And look, she's like 3 years pregnant but no bump huh?! I'm the man! I'm the MAN!!!"

Yeah right.

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