What if in a perfect world, everyone is beautiful; everybody is perfect. Then everyone would be so much happier and the world would be so nice to live in.
But then again, what if the size of your vagina is exactly the same size as your mouth.
Jessica Simpson will not be happy.
Not at all.
Good thing it isn't. Because if it is, she would be in the headlines by now.
Give it to me Jessica! Awww!