Saturday, January 13, 2007

Paris Hilton vs. Foundation

Paris Hilton just declared war.

War against foundation, face powders, illuminants.
You name it.

She feels the need to wipe out the entire planet of this basic, pore clogging comedogenic product. This she says, is her contribution for humanity.

How is she doing it? By making sure she consumes every powdery product she encounters; down to the last flicker of dust.

Scrub the sponge like there's no tommorow; till she reaches the metal base of each compact.

And the last act of heroism and self sacrifice...

She swipes it all onto her face while staring up to high heavens and shouting " Forgive them Father, for they know not what they do..."

Hail St. Paris.

St. Paris on her courageous way to the fashion guillotine.

Feel her pain. Feel her sorrow. The ultimate sacrifice.

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