Saturday, January 27, 2007

Paris Exposed...Ewww!

I don't know what to say anymore...we have seen Paris Hilton's private parts more than we saw episodes of Days of Our Lives and Melrose Place combined. Any how, for those who still wish to have their eyes gorged, here's Paris Hilton once again in retrospect.

Don't scroll down if you don't wanna be scarred for life.

In tribute for her latest stunt at being "exposed" apparently, where the celebutard did what she does best--baring her skin for all the world to see. (See

Further more, here's a partial list of materials that was included in the storage facility of Paris Hilton.

* Prescription bottles for Hydrocodone, a painkiller similar to OxyContin used to manage anxiety disorders, post-party sleep aid Ambien and the herpes medication Valtrex.
* A medical bill from a Los Angeles clinic, billing an "Amber Taylor" - with the same birth date as Paris - for a miscarriage in March 2003.
* A journal analyzing her booze-fueled dreams.
* Her reality TV co-star Nicole Richie's University of Arizona ID card.
* Sister Nicky's Nevada marriage certificate.
* Several bank statements, including one with an ending monthly balance of just $9.26.
* Home videos she shot of visits with her sick grandmother.
* To-do lists that include an assortment of errands, including a reminder to buy Christmas gifts.

And in true Paris Hilton fashion, here she is, smoking a TAMPON. Ok I give up.

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