Saturday, January 20, 2007

Golden Globe Special: Paris Hilton

I can almost smell grandma cooking just by looking at this photo of Paris Hilton.

I mean don't you just love the smell of charcoal grilled chicken wrapped in foil to preserve the moist juices of that sucullent meat. The tender, melt in your mouth taste, slowly roasting to delicious perfection.

Only to be disappointed to find out that the supposedly juicy chicken is nothing more than just an over roasted piece of emaciated sick fowl with blonde feathers and a disease that's more deadly than Bird's Flu.

No thanks. I'll pass. Ewww.

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