When every member of the female population aged 18 and above would literally kill to look 12, even drink a concoction of pureed queen termite and lemon juice if it promises eternal youth and beauty; I can't believe these two soul-less millionares would go the extra mile to look like 78 year old matrons out-and-about town-to play backgammon. What with the hideous turn-of the-century pouch and fur coat; the peroxide-rich blonde mane that looks fabulous-- on Helen Mirren or Dame Judi Dench; and the perennially present smoky shadow that reminds you of Marlene Dietrich after so many bottles of vodka on a workless night.
To quote one blogger "Almighty Christ! Somebody PLEASE bury these twins to the ground because they are so asking for it."
Couldn't agree more.