Saturday, March 10, 2007

The Case Of The Legless Lady

Legend has it that once there was a country singer named Natalie Maines, who was at one time, hated by the patriotic nation of the United States for ridiculing the President with his war campaign against Iraq. Apparently, this lady was punished for the supposed crime against the American Nation.

Last Oscars , at the Vanity Fair's Post Oscar Party, the GHOST OF THE LEGLESS LADY allegedly appeared scaring the guests out of their wits. She appeared in a red gown with only one leg driving all the guests to run away in fear.

Apparently, she is back to avenge the untimely demise of her right leg and make the people responsible for her lost leg, pay for the crime done unto her.

God Bless her soul...I mean her leg...

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