Friday, March 02, 2007

Attack Of The Killer Nails

Foxy Brown recently escaped jail time when she pleaded guilty of mauling nail technicians in a Florida salon. Well I guess she promised the judge a year service of manicure in exchange to rotting in jail.


Foxy: "See I told you? My ass wont be serving jail anytime coz of THESE! My nails! I can scratch you with these! Kill you with these! Even rip your neck with these! Hehe! I am Foxy The Nail Clipper!"


Girl beside FOXY thought : Oh WTF! How come she got away with that? That dumb ass judge! I'd be serving her claws again! I don't want her doing THAT to me...it hurts, it wounds...it's invasive! I think I'd kill myself later..."

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